Twelve days of battle.

So I was joking around and messing with the lyrics of twelve days of Xmas and developed this Lil gem.

Enjoy.

On the first day of Xmas, I and aenemy exchanged:
A free trip to Ibobi! (the ER!)

On the second day of Xmas, I and my enemy exchanged:
And a free trip to Ibobi! (the ER!)
Two black eyes

On the third day of Xmas, I and my enemy exchanged:
And a free trip to Ibobi! (the ER!)
Two black eyes
Three broken ribs

On the fourth day of Xmas, I and my enemy exchanged:
And a free trip to Ibobi! (the ER!)
Two black eyes
Three broken ribs
Four uppercuts

On the fifth day of Xmas, I and my enemy exchanged:
And a free trip to Ibobi! (the ER!)
Two black eyes
Three broken ribs
Four uppercuts
Five loose teeth!

On the sixth day of Xmas, I and my enemy exchanged:
And a free trip to Ibobi! (the ER!)
Two black eyes
Three broken ribs
Four uppercuts
Five loose teeth!
Six Machete Wounds

On the seventh day of Xmas, I and my enemy exchanged:
And a free trip to Ibobi! (the ER!)
Two black eyes
Three broken ribs
Four uppercuts
Five loose teeth!
Six Machete Wounds
Seven broken bones

On the eighth day of Xmas, I and my enemy exchanged:
And a free trip to Ibobi! (the ER!)
Two black eyes
Three broken ribs
Four uppercuts
Five loose teeth!
Six Machete Wounds
Seven broken bones
Eight dog bites

On the ninth day of Xmas, I and my enemy exchanged:
And a free trip to Ibobi! (the ER!)
Two black eyes
Three broken ribs
Four uppercuts
Five loose teeth!
Six Machete Wounds
Seven broken bones
Eight dog bites
Nine koboko (whip) Lashes

On the tenth day of Xmas, I and my enemy exchanged:
And a free trip to Ibobi! (the ER!)
Two black eyes
Three broken ribs
Four uppercuts
Five loose teeth!
Six Machete Wounds
Seven broken bones
Eight dog bites
Nine koboko (whip) Lashes
Ten Rat poison

On the Eleventh day of Xmas, I and my enemy exchanged:
And a free trip to Ibobi! (the ER!)
Two black eyes
Three broken ribs
Four uppercuts
Five loose teeth!
Six Machete Wounds
Seven broken bones
Eight dog bites
Nine koboko (whip) Lashes
Ten Rat poison
Eleven Acid baths

On the twelfth day of Xmas, I and my enemy exchanged:
And a free trip to Ibobi! (the ER!)
Two black eyes
Three broken ribs
Four uppercuts
Five loose teeth!
Six Machete Wounds
Seven broken bones
Eight dog bites
Nine koboko (whip) Lashes
Ten Rat poison
Eleven Acid baths
Twelve bullet holes

Hope that at least amused you.

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